It's amazing how women and men are different when they come from work. Case in point, I came from work and the last thing I wanted to do was talk. I wanted to eat and go to my room to watch the football game I Tivoed -- my aunt, on the other hand, kept coming into my room to talk about who knows what.

My mind is basically mush, and I didn't hear a thing she said to me. And she wonders why I can't remember the conversations we have, she's always talking to me when I'm not listening.