I think my tastebuds have died -- nothing tastes good anymore. There must be something I can do to bring them back to life.

On a separate but equal subject -- my aunt made me a "smoothie" to drink with my horrible dinner. It tasted, in a word, BLAH! I'm drinking iced tea I made instead. My iced teas are good, all gourmet and shit. This particular one has plum accents that make it taste really good.