I am Jack, baseball commissioner | August 03, 2005 |
I'm glad that they found that Rafael Palmeiro has been using steroids -- I think players who use steroids should be banished like Pete Rose was for gambling -- first time caught you're banned for life.
Failing that, baseball should just sell out and let everyone use steroids -- make steroids mandatory for ALL players -- that way pitchers can throw 110 mph strikes on 2 days rest, and fielders can climb 20 foot walls to make the catch.
